LOOK AT ME I’M HOT AND NAKED
LET ME PULL THESE SHEETS UP AND SHOW YOU MY SEXY RASH
OR LET ME GET TIED TO A CHAIR. FEEL FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
I’M WEARING THIS SHIRT, BUT IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO COVER UP
OR LET ME WEAR THESE EXTREMELY, UNNECESSARILY TIGHT PANTS
OR I COULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT WITH THIS WOMAN AND TRICK YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING IT’S A DUDE
HERE’S ANOTHER ONE TO TRICK YOU LOL
OR I CAN DO MY LAUNDRY NAKED IN THE RAIN WITH CARBOLIC SOAP AND EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT YOU’LL STILL WANT TO BONE ME
OH LOL WHOOPS, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES I GUESS I’LL JUST RUN TO MY ROOM NAKED. WHOOPS ALMOST SLIPPED, LOL
LET ME JUST TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN THE VAN, IT’S MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY
OH HERE I AM WITH A DUDE AGAIN, OH WAIT, NO IT ISN’T LOL
DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED ANOTHER? OK, HERE
CHECK OUT THESE SWEET BOXERS. I NEVER WANT TO TAKE THEM OFF
OH WAIT, BUT HERE I AM WITHOUT THEM. WHOOPS AGAIN LOL
SORRY, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME KISSER I AM LOL
OH MAN YOU’RE LOOKING A LITTLE FLUSHED. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A NICE COLD SHOWER LIKE ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HELPING YOU COOL DOWN
GREATEST THING EVER
Dug this out of my liked posts because I want you all to feel the pain I am feeling.
(Source: sherlockspeare)
