In the end, you will always kneel.

SLYTHERIN
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My name's Aley. I'm a semi-professional fangirl.

❒ SINGLE ❒ TAKEN ✔ WESTWEED MIL DICK CAKS

 Stalker(s) Joining The Orgy
STARFLEET COMMAND
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Anyone else think someone who has been punched in the face and is currently being threatened with a gun should not look this attractive?
ANYONE?

Anyone else think someone who has been punched in the face and is currently being threatened with a gun should not look this attractive?

ANYONE?

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This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death.

batcows:

jamanddogtags:

#THIS ISN’T FUCKING FRIENDLY

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We’re not a team…

apoliceboxandadeerstalker:

Basically my dashboard.

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tadfield:

I don’t paint Martin Freeman enough! Also this dedicated to Jenny because she told me to draw Benedict and I like to do the opposite of whatever she tells me to do. It’s also inspired by Equilibrium, but that’s like 0.01% of the reason. 

tadfield:

I don’t paint Martin Freeman enough! Also this dedicated to Jenny because she told me to draw Benedict and I like to do the opposite of whatever she tells me to do. It’s also inspired by Equilibrium, but that’s like 0.01% of the reason. 

baskervillles:

Upon hearing a smoke alarm, a mother would look towards her child…I really hope you don’t have a baby in here.

baskervillles:

Upon hearing a smoke alarm, a mother would look towards her child…I really hope you don’t have a baby in here.

I’ll fill the graveyards until I have you

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“You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness…”

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Moriarty's Pumped Up Kicks - Grey | 18,855 plays

jamanddogtags:

mynameisgrey:

Moriarty’s Pumped Up Kicks

A parody, if it wasn’t obvious. I had a lot of fun making this.

[DOWNLOAD]

Lyrics:

I know you’ve got a quick mind
You’ll look around the room, who knows what you’ll find?
See, you’ve got quite a pet
Hangin’ off your arm, perfect target
 
And now, you can’t hide or run
You’ve gone too far, but we’ll have some fun
And you won’t even know what
What’s comin’ for you, I’m comin’ for you, yeah
 
 
All the other feet
Out on London’s streets
Better run, better run
Outrun my gun
If you want your feet
Back on Baker Street
Better solve, better solve
Faster than my snipers
 
All the other kids
with their crimes undid
better hush, better hush
don’t speak my name
But now I’ve got to bid
Thirty million quid
just to get, just to get
you playin’ my game
 
Sherlock works a long day
He’s comin’ home late, he’s comin’ home late
And he’s bringin’ me a surprise
Bruce-Partington plans on a flash drive
 
I’ve waited for a long time
The slight of my hand is now a troop of snipers
I reason with your little pet
I’ll set your heart on fire, gonna burn it out, yeah
 
All the other feet
Out on London’s streets
Better run, better run
Outrun my gun
If you want your feet
Back on Baker Street
Better move, better move
Faster than my snipers
 
Thought that I was dull
But I’m changeable
Get away, get away
Wish you’d stop tryin’
Maybe now your fate
We’ll negotiate
‘Cause, come on, it’s for John
Now can’t you stop pryin’?
 
But the flirting’s over, Sherlock, daddy’s had enough now. I’ve shown you what I can do, I cut loose all those people, all those little problems, even 30 million quid just to get you to come out and play. So take this as a friendly warning… my dear. Back off. Although, I have loved this — this little game of ours, playing Jim from IT, playing gay. Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
 
All the other feet
Out on London’s streets
Better run, better run
Outrun my gun
If you want your feet
Back on Baker Street
Better move, better move
Faster than my snipers
 
All the other feet
Out on London’s streets
Better run, better run
Outrun my gun
If you want your feet
Back on Baker Street
Better move, better move
Faster than my snipers
 
No one gets to me
Not to Moriarty
But you’re close, very close
Knew you had it in you
Oh, it’s such a shame
That our little game
Has to come to an end,
You just can’t continue

To anyone who has not yet heard this flawless piece of flawlessness…

…you can thank me later…

i-am-benedicted:

random-nexus:

geniusbee:

“You can tase him so long as I get photographs of it.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yes

*flailing wildly*

OHHHHHHHHHH